The Why are you single? Test

All possible test results

Fairly Normal

You're fairly normal. Assuming you're not horrendously ugly, I honestly don't know why you're single. Stick it out; You're sure to find somebody, and if not, consider a brown paper bag. Read more

Asshat

You probably didn't need this test to find out you're a bit of a jackass. Most people probably hate you, but that's alright. You'll just keep drinking until they're pretty, slapping the cute ones on t... Read more

Lofty Self-Image

You probably think a bit too highly of yourself. Nobody's perfect, and before you start arguing, let me just remind you that you're single. Now take a moment to reflect on that. Stop placing all the b... Read more

Crazed Asshat

You probably didn't need this test to find out you're a bit of a jackass. Most people probably hate you, but that's alright. You'll just keep drinking until they're pretty, slapping the cute ones on t... Read more

Delusional

You don't need a relationship; You need a clone, because you're completely in love with yourself. You've probably either been through a lot of relationships, which inevitably failed, or single all you... Read more

Delusional Asshat

You probably didn't need this test to find out you're a bit of a jackass. Most people probably hate you, but that's alright. You'll just keep drinking until they're pretty, slapping the cute ones on t... Read more

Clingy

Before I begin.. I'd just like to start by saying it's just a test. We never had anything, and we never will... those restraining orders should be a sign. That being said, learn to be a little indepe... Read more

Clingy Asshat

You probably didn't need this test to find out you're a bit of a jackass. Most people probably hate you, but that's alright. You'll just keep drinking until they're pretty, slapping the cute ones on t... Read more

Clingy and Crazed

Before I begin.. I'd just like to start by saying it's just a test. We never had anything, and we never will. (Those restraining orders people give you.. they're a sign) That being said, learn to be ... Read more

Clingy Asshat

You probably didn't need this test to find out you're a bit of a jackass. Most people probably hate you, but that's alright. You'll just keep drinking until they're pretty, slapping the cute ones on t... Read more

Everyone loves me

You don't even need a relationship; You need a clone, because you're completely in love with yourself. You've probably either been through a lot of relationships, which inevitably failed, or single al... Read more

Crazed Clingy Asshat

You probably didn't need this test to find out you're a bit of a jackass. Most people probably hate you, but that's alright. You'll just keep drinking until they're pretty, slapping the cute ones on t... Read more

Shrinking Violet

You're too shy! Step away from the wall and mingle! Believe it or not, you probably won't die by talking to people. Try saying hello, or get used to only having yourself to talk to. Chances are, when ... Read more

Shy Asshat

I don't know how you do it. Are you shy in public and then just a jackass to your friends? That's probably why you're single; as soon as someone finds out what you're really like after the initial ner... Read more

Wallflower

Your head is probably up in the clouds a lot. You seem nice enough, but are a bit too shy for your own good and probably don't see things as they really are. Come down to Earth every now and then. The... Read more

Self-involved Asshat

You probably didn't need this test to find out you're a bit of a jackass. Most people probably hate you, once they get to know you at least. You're a bit shy at first before treating people like dirt.... Read more

Shy and Mighty

Not one to mingle? I wouldn't if I thought so highly of myself either. Much better to keep your own company... forever. Ah, the single life. Read more

Not so nice

Not one to mingle? I wouldn't if I thought so highly of myself either. Much better to keep your own company... forever. Ah, the single life. Probably for the best anyways. Once people got to know ya, ... Read more

Spineless

You are single because you were born with a rare medical condition. You are spineless. Shy and completely dependent and clingy? Really now, if you're that desperate to be with someone, you've at least... Read more

Crazy

Well. How do I put this nicely. You're absolutely the last person anyone would ever want to spend time with, but on the bright side, you have a decently accurate sense of self-worth...however little t... Read more

Head in the Clouds

You've got some issues to work through obviously.. but who doesn't really? Work on your codependent need for approval or someone else to build yourself around and maybe you'll start stepping out of yo... Read more

Schizo

You're all over the place really. I'd suggest medication. Read more

Screwed up, but Nice

Well.. you're... *coughs* On the bright side, you're not a jackass. Pat yourself on the back, and then seek counseling. Read more

Psych Ward Escapee

I don't know how to begin. I hope you enjoy being single, because you're likely to stay that way. Read more