All possible test results
Physical: Sub-par. Skill set: Minimal. Common sense: Que? You're the kind of utter incompetent who'll tell bad jokes, get lost on his way to the same bathroom twice in a row, throw his back ... Read more
You can't run a marathon or play the lute, but at least you know when not to try. You've got an average-good head on your shoulders. Unfortunately, because of this you don't seem to take many risks ... Read more
You're the type who'd hide under the bed rather than face the world. Hey, if it keeps you alive, that's usually good enough. It's the only reliable indicator of success in the end -- and everybody f... Read more
You've got some life skills, but not much else. Stay out of fights and keep your head down; you've got no common sense. Think twice -- hell, think three times or more before you speak or act. You'r... Read more
Nowadays, physical skill isn't in so much demand. You're equipped to deal with our day-to-day existence, with the ability to cook a meal and the know-how to keep your hands away from the stove... Read more
Who needs muscles? Or, you know, dates? They can be scary. You've got an overload of sense without the physical and emotional confidence to back it up -- which means you end up never taking any ris... Read more
Well done, you've got all the skills you need. But you're utterly weak and unprepossessing, and you haven't an ounce of old-fashioned horse sense. Keep runnin' the way you're going and somebo... Read more
Basically, you're this guy. Look at the mutton chops and the neckbeard. Look at how he's reading a book about the Internet. Let's call him Stan. You don't want to be Stan, do you? You want... Read more
All the miscellaneous knowledge you need to survive in the world, and the sense to survive all its extraordinary obstacles. But physically? You're McDonald's hotsauce packets in a land of wasabi.
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No skills. No sense. But a little bit of muscle. Your problem is you're not thinking big. Badasses take big bites out of life. And when life says, "Hey! Don't bite me!" badasses look life... Read more
You haven't got the skills, but you've got the basic sense and physicality to pick your battles and win them. That's vital for badasses. You've got a lot of potential. Instead of coming at this fro... Read more
You know when to keep your head down, and you can probably get out of the tough spots you find yourself in. But you have no skill. Learn things, or you'll be a flop at parties and unlikely to... Read more
You can't find your way out of a paper bag, but you could probably fight your way out, or set fire to it with sticks. This is a dangerous place to be, my friend. You've got the basic prerequi... Read more
You've got the brains, the brawn, and the skill set to make your way through life rather passably. With a little luck, you'll go on to make real inroads in the field of personal awesomeness. You're ... Read more
You know what you're doing. Though you might not have the skills or brawn to back you up in every situation, you can recognize those situations and avoid them. This is an extremely solid plac... Read more
You got some fight in you, and a lot of necessary badass skills. But you are utterly clueless. You are going to get yourself killed, and knowing how to dance is not going to save you, sonny-b... Read more
With your high Skills score, you can get a lot of things done, and your average Ass-kickery and Sense means that the things you get done are probably not going to end in your hideous, disfigured death... Read more
You're so close to total badassery! All that's lacking is lethal force. You're probably a pretty rocking person, up to most situations and cool-headed in any extremity. Call me when the End Times c... Read more
You're a complete moron, like an idiot savant of savage beatings. You've got no life skills and no sense, but you've got the small head and thick neck popular in the pro wrestling circuit.
Pleas... Read more
Few skills, but you at least recognize that when the job interviewer chooses your opponent for the position, it might be unwise to punch him in the throat.
Expand your horizons, and you'll be on ... Read more
Good sense and great physical skill...but none of the errata that'll really help you through the tough spots. I don't know what you've been doing all these years. Living alone in a cave, eatin' frog... Read more
Someday you will get your head shoved in a toilet by someone even more gung-ho then you, because you have no judgement. I think this picture of Hunter S. Thompson waving a pistol around while flyi... Read more
You're close to badassery, especially with your physical skills. Like this woman, you are hot and can perhaps shoot a machine gun on an SUV. Maybe you also eat rocks for breakfast.
But you need t... Read more
With a wider repertoire, you will be prime badass material. As it is, you're a great compadre in a fight, and unlikely to lose your head--but you need to be more of a Jack-or-Jill-of-all-trade... Read more
This is perhaps the most dangerous place to be among aspirants to badassery. All the physical and mental prerequisites, with none of the governing force of an even temperament. You're certain to get... Read more
You're not the perfect badass. For that you need to be a little more mature, be able to pick your battles and deal with failure and success. As it is, though, you're nearly there! You've got... Read more
What can I say? You have achieved the near-Zen level of awesome that is Total Badassery. Combat skills, romantic aptitude, capability in any situation, and above all, the moderat... Read more