The Cynicism Test

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Their result for The Cynicism Test ...

Turtle

You are 76% Cynical.

Duck and cover . . . you're a turtle! You trust no one. You sometimes even find it hard to trust your own decisions. Don't get discouraged by that, though. After all, the tortoise won the race . . . didn't he? You are extremely negative and it's hard for people to get close to you because of that. However, when they finally do open up to you it's real easy for you to make them laugh. You are a vital addition to humanity because you see things in a rare and authentic light. (Or should I say dark?) Seriously though, be careful not to be overcome by negativity. Try to balance out your "realistic" attitude with your attitude toward life and you'll find happiness--even if you think it's impossible. Be happy in your pessimism. There's a balance in it, I promise. Ideally, you should look for friends/lovers who are snakes. Snakes make a good balance of skepticism and sarcasm. You will have to earn their trust and work to keep it; but that won't be too difficult. Just make sure that you don't scare them away, they can help you find happiness.

Their Analysis (Vertical line = Average)

  • skeptical Distribution

    They scored 76% on skeptical, higher than 96% of your peers.

  • sarcastic Distribution

    They scored 70% on sarcastic, higher than 81% of your peers.

All possible test results

Butterfly

You are as soft and delicate as a butterfly! You're not dangerous to anyone, really. Society is your Achilles' heal. You are extremely trusting and believe that all people are actually good. Yo... Read more

Developed Butterfly

You are as soft and delicate as a butterfly! You're more of a threat to others than the original butterfly but not quite as skeptical as the kitten. Society is your Achilles' heal... Read more

Kitten

Oh, how cute . . . a kitten! You see the world through the eyes of someone who trusts your family and friends. People gain your trust quickly; but they work to get it. The drawback is that the ... Read more

Snake

Watch out, don't test your patience . . . you're a snake! You make people earn your trust and they work to keep it. You make a fairly good balance of trusting people and being cautious at the s... Read more

Bat

Uh oh, you left your radar on . . . you're a bat! You are really good at reading people, even when it's really difficult to see what their intentions are. Be careful not to over-analyze, though, becau... Read more

Turtle

Duck and cover . . . you're a turtle! You trust no one. You sometimes even find it hard to trust your own decisions. Don't get discouraged by that, though. After all, the tortoise won the race . . . d... Read more

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