Their result for The Cynicism Test ...

Kitten

You are 58% Cynical.

Oh, how cute . . . a kitten! You see the world through the eyes of someone who trusts your family and friends. People gain your trust quickly; but they work to get it. The drawback is that the consequence for those people who've abused this gift is minor--those little claws of yours aren't very intimidating. It's great that you give trust out to those people whom you are close to; just give them more of a reason not to abuse it. Let them know that you won't tolerate it. If they don't listen, it's their loss. Don't let anybody change how cheerful your outlook is! Ideally, you should look for friends/lovers who are snakes or bats. Bats have more trust-issues than snakes; but will be better balanced with your optimism. It all depends on personal preference, really. Would you rather work extra hard to gain and keep trust or have a different perspective in your life that might or might not balance with your own perspective?

Their Analysis (Vertical line = Average)

  • skeptical Distribution

    They scored 58% on skeptical, higher than 18% of your peers.

  • sarcastic Distribution

    They scored 50% on sarcastic, higher than 11% of your peers.

All possible test results

Butterfly

You are as soft and delicate as a butterfly! You're not dangerous to anyone, really. Society is your Achilles' heal. You are extremely trusting and believe that all people are actually good. Yo... Read more

Developed Butterfly

You are as soft and delicate as a butterfly! You're more of a threat to others than the original butterfly but not quite as skeptical as the kitten. Society is your Achilles' heal... Read more

Kitten

Oh, how cute . . . a kitten! You see the world through the eyes of someone who trusts your family and friends. People gain your trust quickly; but they work to get it. The drawback is that the ... Read more

Snake

Watch out, don't test your patience . . . you're a snake! You make people earn your trust and they work to keep it. You make a fairly good balance of trusting people and being cautious at the s... Read more

Bat

Uh oh, you left your radar on . . . you're a bat! You are really good at reading people, even when it's really difficult to see what their intentions are. Be careful not to over-analyze, though, becau... Read more

Turtle

Duck and cover . . . you're a turtle! You trust no one. You sometimes even find it hard to trust your own decisions. Don't get discouraged by that, though. After all, the tortoise won the race . . . d... Read more

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