The Useless Trivia Test

All possible test results

Completely Unuseless

Congrats! Your head is so chock-full of useful knowledge that the UNunuseful is pushed right out on the pavement for everyone else to scoop up. A thrilling career in bridge building or biomolec... Read more

Slightly Unuseless

I would suggest losing what little useless knowledge you have accrued in your lifetime. It's just taking up space. Take the time to learn a language or a useful skill---perhaps accounting. Now is the ... Read more

Averagely Useless

You can go either way. Either forget what you know or devote yourself to the pursuit of uselessness. The choice is yours, my friend. Ahh...what promise you may have... Read more

Obviously Useless

You know enough useless knowledge to intrigue me. Bravo. It's too late to turn back now, so you might as well whip out that Bathroom Reader and start memorizing! Read more

Supremely Useless

Wow. You know a lot of useless trivia. I applaud you. Wow. You are impressive even if you don't know your times tables. Either that or you're my dad. Now there's a spooky thought. Read more