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Co-ops

46% aliveness, 71% benevolence, 75% intellectualism

You are Co-ops! You offer people an opportunity to shop, work, and live while maintaining ethical standards and human relationships. Rather than providing a service and spiriting your profits away to wealthy shareholders far away, you roll all that you produce back into your own community. Power to the people!

You present some significant challenges, but make many people very happy! You probably also smell of patchouli, but it's a small price to pay.

Their Analysis (Vertical line = Average)

  • aliveness Distribution

    They scored 46% on aliveness, higher than 42% of your peers.

  • benevolence Distribution

    They scored 71% on benevolence, higher than 89% of your peers.

  • intellectualism Distribution

    They scored 75% on intellectualism, higher than 94% of your peers.

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