Their result for The Pirate Wench Test ...

Wenchy Woman

You scored 67 Wenchery and 33 Piracy!

You are the quintessential wench. Into sex, money and booze, you are the lust of pirates far and wide. You're prowess allows you to charge enough to keep you quite happy. However, you will probably die at a rather young age due to venereal disease or alcohol poisoning. But, who want's to live to 40 anyway?

Their Analysis (Vertical line = Average)

  • Wenchery Distribution

    They scored 67% on Wenchery, higher than 74% of your peers.

  • Piracy Distribution

    They scored 33% on Piracy, higher than 8% of your peers.

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