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Mercy Killing

You scored -1 Pain, 4 Humiliation, and -1 Suffering!

You are slime, you do not even deserve execution. Therefore this is a mercy killing. But slime must die by slime, first you will be bled with leaches right up to the point you will pass out, then you will be dipped in a rich sweet goo and deep fried until your skin is just starting to crisp, yes, the point is you will be alive as the rats start to eat you.

Their Analysis (Vertical line = Average)

  • Pain Distribution

    They scored -1% on Pain, higher than 13% of your peers.

  • Humiliation Distribution

    They scored 4% on Humiliation, higher than 66% of your peers.

  • Suffering Distribution

    They scored -1% on Suffering, higher than 2% of your peers.

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