Their result for Should I b*tch-slap your ex? ...

The Public Spanking

18% punk, 9% wuss, 27% douche and 45% primadonna!

Ok yes, this spoiled annoying parasite deserves to get put in their place, publically, and in the most humiliating way possible.

So lets throw this brand-named lable watching poseur over your knee and treat them like a red-headed stepchild.

 

This moron will die alone, or with someone so insipid as to make a moist towelette seem exciting. Eventually two thoughts may fire at once in the void that is their intellect causing the sudden realazation that they're shallow, followed by head explodie.

 

Their Analysis (Vertical line = Average)

  • punk Distribution

    They scored 18% on punk, higher than 30% of your peers.

  • wuss Distribution

    They scored 9% on wuss, higher than 16% of your peers.

  • douche Distribution

    They scored 27% on douche, higher than 71% of your peers.

  • primadonna Distribution

    They scored 45% on primadonna, higher than 77% of your peers.

All possible test results

The Public Spanking

Ok yes, this spoiled annoying parasite deserves to get put in their place, publically, and in the most humiliating way possible. So lets throw this brand-named lable watching poseur over yo... Read more

Kick in the baby-maker!

No doubt about it, your two-timing walking hormone of an ex deserves nothing short of a steel-toed boot to the genitals! Ahh, few things on gods green earth are as satisfying (or as funny) a... Read more

Open hand slap!

Well this person is prolly already in tears from the thought of conflict, nothing better to snap them out of it than a good ole' fashioned open handed face-slap. I'll see if I can find a mak... Read more

The Curb Stomp!

Ahhh, your ex is worthy of a full on curb stomp! :^) Bite the pavement you sack of shit and plant a size 12 steeltoe through the back of the skull! This person will end up in jail eve... Read more

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