Should I b*tch-slap your ex?
Their result for Should I b*tch-slap your ex? ...
Open hand slap!
9% punk, 45% wuss, 18% douche and 27% primadonna!
Well this person is prolly already in tears from the thought of conflict, nothing better to snap them out of it than a good ole' fashioned open handed face-slap.
I'll see if I can find a make-a-wish foundation kid to do it, since well it's funny, and it might make the kids day.
This person will likely marry a nazi. You are better off.
Their Analysis (Vertical line = Average)
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They scored 9% on punk, higher than 10% of your peers.
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They scored 45% on wuss, higher than 89% of your peers.
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They scored 18% on douche, higher than 51% of your peers.
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They scored 27% on primadonna, higher than 37% of your peers.
All possible test results
The Public Spanking
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Kick in the baby-maker!
No doubt about it, your two-timing walking hormone of an ex deserves nothing short of a steel-toed boot to the genitals! Ahh, few things on gods green earth are as satisfying (or as funny) a... Read more
Open hand slap!
Well this person is prolly already in tears from the thought of conflict, nothing better to snap them out of it than a good ole' fashioned open handed face-slap. I'll see if I can find a mak... Read more
The Curb Stomp!
Ahhh, your ex is worthy of a full on curb stomp! :^) Bite the pavement you sack of shit and plant a size 12 steeltoe through the back of the skull! This person will end up in jail eve... Read more