What's Your Price?

If we put you on the market, it looks like you'd be worth $315 million. Of the 42 different scenarioes, you said you couldn't be bought on 5 of them.

For the record, every time you refused to do something for any amount of money, it added another $50 million to your score (hey, I had to assign it SOME sort of dollar value).

Some people will do anything for money. Fortunately, you're not one of them. You could be bought out on more than most people, but there are still things that are clearly off-limits with you. That's the important thing, too - if money is the ONLY motivator in your life, then maintaining any real relationships or friendships becomes impossible. You understand that, and while you appreciate that having the extra cash could be a lot of fun, you're not the sort of person to sell out everyone and everything. You've got your principles, and you stick by them.

Want to try one of the other tests I've made? I can't pay you. But they're really good. Honest.

The Non-Sequitur Personality Test

Feel like a bit of randomness? This one's for you.

What Kind of Celebrity Would You Be?

Can you charm a massive legion of fans, or will you just wind up in rehab?

The Underwear Personality Test

Assuming you WEAR underwear.

The Shampoo Commercial Suitability Test

Are your locks luscious?

The Homicidal Maniac Test

My oldest test. Are you likely to wreak bloody havoc?

The Excessive Cuteness Tolerance Test

Puppies. Babies. Bunnies. Do you want to hug them, or dropkick them?

The Internet/SMS Literacy Test

Are you savvy when it comes to communicating online?

The Scatterbrain Test

Can you stay focu- ooh, look! An aeroplane!

Is Your Boss Evil?

The title kinda gives away what this one's about.

The Verbal Obscenity Test

Do you have a forked tongue? A potty mouth?

The Beverage Identity Test