Their result for The Crow Test ...

Top Dollar (80-90)

You scored 90% Crow Aptitude!

Congrats! You've done quite well on the test, and while you're not The Man himself, you are his greatest adversary. Your sexual habits are enough to raise a few eyebrows around the office, but at least you get to order around all the criminals. You also get the worst death: receiving 30 hours of pain at one time and then being impaled on a gargoyle...not the best way to go. Nicely done.

Their Analysis (Vertical line = Average)

  • Crow Aptitude Distribution

    They scored 90% on Crow Aptitude, higher than 76% of your peers.

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Gideon (0-10)

Well, you scored in the lowest possible category on this test, but at least you're a bald, fat scumbag and you die with a sword in your neck. That should come as some comfort. Read more

Darla (10-20)

A recovering drug addict, you're a sleezy single parent with a daughter who shaves the sides of her head. That's not okay. Fix yourself up before your kid starts shaving small animals and calling he... Read more

Skank (20-30)

The weaseliest criminal of all of them, you're pretty much useless. Your insatiable need for drugs is almost as sad as the shitty car you steal to try and chase down T-Bird after he's carjacked by Er... Read more

Shelly (30-40)

So, you're only in the movie for about 4 minutes total, but you do drive the entire plot. You're Eric's one true love and the reason he comes back from the dead (other than to avenge his own death). ... Read more

Tin Tin (40-50)

Congratulations! You're the token black villain and boy do you sparkle on screen. You get perhaps the most intricate death, which is surprising because you also die first. You're also a rapist, and... Read more

Sarah (50-60)

While your character is kind of annoying, you help develop the story with your well-placed dialogue and loose relationships to every other character in the movie. Your mom's also a total whore, which... Read more

T-Bird (60-70)

You may be just below the top of the food chain, but that doesn't stop a dead guy from blowing you and your very pretty car up with a bunch of explosives placed right next to your junk. You're pretty... Read more

Myca (70-80)

While you've got very few lines in the movie, you do hold a great amount of power over everyone you know, especially because you're really frigging hot. You also cook eyeballs, desecrate corpses, and... Read more

Top Dollar (80-90)

Congrats! You've done quite well on the test, and while you're not The Man himself, you are his greatest adversary. Your sexual habits are enough to raise a few eyebrows around the office, but at le... Read more

Eric Draven (90-100)

Way to go! You've obviously done your homework and probably seen this movie an unhealthy number of times, but that's not a problem with me. Your character is both dead and not dead, both a lover and... Read more

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