OkCupid | Take The Super-Evil Mastermind Test

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Their result for The Super-Evil Mastermind Test ...

The Potential Threat

Impressive... or not! You scored ###!

Congratulations, you are a potential threat. Though you have some evil thoughts, you do not possess the complete disregard of human life that is necessary for being a successfully evil super-genius. You would likely make a good arch-nemesis to a more qualified mastermind. And, of course, defeating an evil-mastermind in battle and then taking over his nearly-complete plans of world domination at the last minute would be a cinch for you!

Their Analysis (Vertical line = Average)

They scored 49% on mastermind-ness, higher than 36% of your peers.

All possible test results

Hippy

Congratulations, you are either a hippy or at the bottom of the logic-barrel. You have no future as an evil mastermind and should probaby busy yourself shucking corn and peeling potatoes in the employ... Read more

Weakling

Congratulations, you are worthless. Slightly better than a hippy, but still worthless and not even deserving of an interesting personal-description. You are destined for mediocrity. Consider a career ... Read more

The Potential Threat

The Right Hand Man

Congratulations, you are indeed evil. Though you don't have what it takes to conquer the world in a day, you could probably conquer, say, a public library, if somebody more maniacal doesn't beat you t... Read more

Evil Mastermind

Congrats, friend. You are an evil mastermind. Only the select few are as deranged and fiendish as you! The world is your oyster, and it's ripe for the cracking. But of course, you know all of this alr... Read more

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