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The Super-Evil Mastermind Test
Their result for The Super-Evil Mastermind Test ...
The Right Hand Man
Impressive... or not! You scored ###!
Congratulations, you are indeed evil. Though you don't have what it takes to conquer the world in a day, you could probably conquer, say, a public library, if somebody more maniacal doesn't beat you to it. Most likely, you would make a good right hand man/woman for a more qualified mastermind. However, don't get too full of yourself or you may end up being fed to some type of giant mutant. And, please consider the career risks, as the right hand man is usually the first to be killed off by the mastermind's arch-nemesis.
Their Analysis (Vertical line = Average)
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They scored 61% on mastermind-ness, higher than 72% of your peers.
All possible test results
Hippy
Congratulations, you are either a hippy or at the bottom of the logic-barrel. You have no future as an evil mastermind and should probaby busy yourself shucking corn and peeling potatoes in the employ... Read more
Weakling
Congratulations, you are worthless. Slightly better than a hippy, but still worthless and not even deserving of an interesting personal-description. You are destined for mediocrity. Consider a career ... Read more
The Potential Threat
Congratulations, you are a potential threat. Though you have some evil thoughts, you do not possess the complete disregard of human life that is necessary for being a successfully evil super-genius. Y... Read more
The Right Hand Man
Congratulations, you are indeed evil. Though you don't have what it takes to conquer the world in a day, you could probably conquer, say, a public library, if somebody more maniacal doesn't beat you t... Read more
Evil Mastermind
Congrats, friend. You are an evil mastermind. Only the select few are as deranged and fiendish as you! The world is your oyster, and it's ripe for the cracking. But of course, you know all of this alr... Read more
