The Fallen Star

We've run you past our talent scouts and casting agents. Looks like you're getting a part as THE FALLEN STAR.

 

Your taste in film, as per that last section of the test, indicate you'd be likely to go for the critically-acclaimed stuff. However, we also see a fair dash of publicity, sex, drinking and drugs as part of your role as a celebrity. Hence your title, the Fallen Star. You're the one who would do some truly brillant work before becoming mired in scandal. Extremely well-known but with a colourful public life. Or, at least, something the press would PAINT as colourful.

 

This category could be considered home to the celebrities who have done it all. Michael Jackson - regardless of what you believe - has put together what many critics would consider brilliant work (particularly his 1980s stuff). At the same time, he's had virtually every allegation under the sun at some point.

 

To put it more simply, your work as a celebrity would have:

 

A high emphasis on sex

 

A high emphasis on drug consumption

 

A high level of publicity

 

A high degree of career credibility

 

 

 

Babe, you're great. You're a star. You should take one of my other tests, though...

The Shampoo Commercial Suitability Test

Sunbeams. Conditioner. Brand names. People flipping their hair for no apparent reason.

 

What's Your Price?

Money. Money. Money.

 

Is Your Boss Evil?

Coercion. Corporate blackmail. Sexual harassment. Lots of yelling

 

The Beverage Identity Test

Fizz. Alcohol. Obscure liquids with funny colours.

 

The Homicidal Maniac Test

Cults. Video games. Fisticuffs. Drunken brawls. Anger management seminars.

 

The Underwear Personality Test

Boxer briefs. Boylegs. Nighties. Corsets. Painful-looking chain-link contraptions.

 

The Scatterbrain Test

Memory. Stress. Distraction by flashing colours.

 

The Verbal Obscenity Test

Swear words. Dirty talk. Holy names. Insults. More swear words.

 

The Internet/SMS Literacy Test

LOLs. ROFLs. LMAOs. WTF?

 

The Excessive Cuteness Tolerance Test

Babies. Puppies. Kittens. Purple dinosaurs. Cartoon characters with blue hair and disturbingly large eyes.

 

The Non-Sequitur Personality Test

Gravel. Raspberries. Guatemala. Fingernail clippings. Twister. Butt cheeks.

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