Their result for What Kind Of Celebrity Would You Be? ...

The Heartthrob

Your career as a celebrity would have a 77% focus on sex, 35% focus on drugs, a 61% level of publicity and a 50% credible selection of work in film/music.

We've run you past our talent scouts and casting agents. Looks like you're getting a part as THE HEARTTHROB.

 

In your case, it's all about three things. Firstly, picking good roles. Secondly, keeping the press interested. Thirdly, throwing in a healthy dash of raw sex appeal for good measure. Your results tell us you've got an above average degree of sexual experience or sexual interest, and at the same time, your tastes seem to lean a bit more towards the critically-acclaimed stuff. So, if you were a celebrity, chances are you'd be raking in the awards, and simulataneously getting a lot of publicity for the people you get involved with.

 

Which celebrities would fall into this category? Arguably, the likes of Angelina Jolie. Whether you agree or not, a lot of people think she's hot. A male equivalent might be someone like Angie's boy - Brad Pitt. Thanks to roles like Seven, Babel and Fight Club, he does quite well with the critics as well as the press.

 

To put it more simply, your work as a celebrity would have:

 

A high emphasis on sex

 

A low emphasis on drug consumption

 

A high level of publicity

 

A high degree of career credibility

 

 

Babe, you're great. You're a star. You should take one of my other tests, though...

The Shampoo Commercial Suitability Test

Sunbeams. Conditioner. Brand names. People flipping their hair for no apparent reason.

 

What's Your Price?

Money. Money. Money.

 

Is Your Boss Evil?

Coercion. Corporate blackmail. Sexual harassment. Lots of yelling

 

The Beverage Identity Test

Fizz. Alcohol. Obscure liquids with funny colours.

 

The Homicidal Maniac Test

Cults. Video games. Fisticuffs. Drunken brawls. Anger management seminars.

 

The Underwear Personality Test

Boxer briefs. Boylegs. Nighties. Corsets. Painful-looking chain-link contraptions.

 

The Scatterbrain Test

Memory. Stress. Distraction by flashing colours.

 

The Verbal Obscenity Test

Swear words. Dirty talk. Holy names. Insults. More swear words.

 

The Internet/SMS Literacy Test

LOLs. ROFLs. LMAOs. WTF?

 

The Excessive Cuteness Tolerance Test

Babies. Puppies. Kittens. Purple dinosaurs. Cartoon characters with blue hair and disturbingly large eyes.

 

The Non-Sequitur Personality Test

Gravel. Raspberries. Guatemala. Fingernail clippings. Twister. Butt cheeks.

Their Analysis (Vertical line = Average)

  • sex Distribution

    They scored 77% on sex, higher than 96% of your peers.

  • drugs Distribution

    They scored 35% on drugs, higher than 70% of your peers.

  • publicity Distribution

    They scored 61% on publicity, higher than 96% of your peers.

  • career cred Distribution

    They scored 50% on career cred, higher than 38% of your peers.

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