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The Oscar Nominee

Your career as a celebrity would have a 43% focus on sex, 32% focus on drugs, a 52% level of publicity and a 55% credible selection of work in film/music.

We've run you past our talent scouts and casting agents. Looks like you're getting a part as THE OSCAR NOMINEE.

 

But will the sentence, "and the Oscar goes to..." finish with your name? That all depends on how high your scores in publicity and credibility are. As history shows, many Oscar winners do two things: they take themselves very seriously, and they whore themselves around for publicity just enough to get the attention of Oscar voters.

 

Your good behaviour puts you in a better position, though. After all, it was speculated that Russell Crowe's frequent bad behaviour lost him an Oscar for A Beautiful Mind. Just don't let all that red-carpet glamour go to your head.

 

Your category is home to the well-known and highly respected actors and other celebs. Julia Roberts, Jack Nicholson, Charlize Theron, Kevin Spacey. It's also home to the generally good actors who get caught up in scandal, like Winona Ryder.

 

To put it more simply, your work as a celebrity would have:

 

A low emphasis on sex

 

A low emphasis on drug consumption

 

A high level of publicity

 

A high degree of career credibility

 

 

Babe, you're great. You're a star. You should take one of my other tests, though...

The Shampoo Commercial Suitability Test

Sunbeams. Conditioner. Brand names. People flipping their hair for no apparent reason.

 

What's Your Price?

Money. Money. Money.

 

Is Your Boss Evil?

Coercion. Corporate blackmail. Sexual harassment. Lots of yelling

 

The Beverage Identity Test

Fizz. Alcohol. Obscure liquids with funny colours.

 

The Homicidal Maniac Test

Cults. Video games. Fisticuffs. Drunken brawls. Anger management seminars.

 

The Underwear Personality Test

Boxer briefs. Boylegs. Nighties. Corsets. Painful-looking chain-link contraptions.

 

The Scatterbrain Test

Memory. Stress. Distraction by flashing colours.

 

The Verbal Obscenity Test

Swear words. Dirty talk. Holy names. Insults. More swear words.

 

The Internet/SMS Literacy Test

LOLs. ROFLs. LMAOs. WTF?

 

The Excessive Cuteness Tolerance Test

Babies. Puppies. Kittens. Purple dinosaurs. Cartoon characters with blue hair and disturbingly large eyes.

 

The Non-Sequitur Personality Test

Gravel. Raspberries. Guatemala. Fingernail clippings. Twister. Butt cheeks.

Their Analysis (Vertical line = Average)

  • sex Distribution

    They scored 43% on sex, higher than 58% of your peers.

  • drugs Distribution

    They scored 32% on drugs, higher than 65% of your peers.

  • publicity Distribution

    They scored 52% on publicity, higher than 87% of your peers.

  • career cred Distribution

    They scored 55% on career cred, higher than 54% of your peers.

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