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The Sex Symbol

Your career as a celebrity would have a 49% focus on sex, 0% focus on drugs, a 32% level of publicity and a 68% credible selection of work in film/music.

We've run you past our talent scouts and casting agents. Looks like you're getting a part as THE SEX SYMBOL.

 

Whether you use it or not in the industry, either your sexual past or your sexual interests (or both) rest higher than the average person. At the same time, your tastes in film hint at a decent interest in the stuff that sits well with critics. And guess what the two main trappings of someone who really burns up the screen are? Keep it sexy, but keep it credible. Given that you don't appear to be the sort of person who would throw yourself into the public eye shamelessly, either, you might actually go down as one of the all-time classics.

 

Going back in time, this category would be the best spot to place the likes of Sophia Loren or Marcello Mastroianni (think La Dolce Vita). More currently, one could argue that Penelope Cruz or Monica Bellucci would fit well here. Sexy but smart - which is what makes them so appealing (and yes, once could argue that Ms. Cruz wasn't too bright to date Tom Cruise, but think about it this way: she was smart enough to break up with him).

 

To put it more simply, your work as a celebrity would have:

 

A high emphasis on sex

 

A low emphasis on drug consumption

 

A low level of publicity

 

A high degree of career credibility

 

 

Babe, you're great. You're a star. You should take one of my other tests, though...

The Shampoo Commercial Suitability Test

Sunbeams. Conditioner. Brand names. People flipping their hair for no apparent reason.

 

What's Your Price?

Money. Money. Money.

 

Is Your Boss Evil?

Coercion. Corporate blackmail. Sexual harassment. Lots of yelling

 

The Beverage Identity Test

Fizz. Alcohol. Obscure liquids with funny colours.

 

The Homicidal Maniac Test

Cults. Video games. Fisticuffs. Drunken brawls. Anger management seminars.

 

The Underwear Personality Test

Boxer briefs. Boylegs. Nighties. Corsets. Painful-looking chain-link contraptions.

 

The Scatterbrain Test

Memory. Stress. Distraction by flashing colours.

 

The Verbal Obscenity Test

Swear words. Dirty talk. Holy names. Insults. More swear words.

 

The Internet/SMS Literacy Test

LOLs. ROFLs. LMAOs. WTF?

 

The Excessive Cuteness Tolerance Test

Babies. Puppies. Kittens. Purple dinosaurs. Cartoon characters with blue hair and disturbingly large eyes.

 

The Non-Sequitur Personality Test

Gravel. Raspberries. Guatemala. Fingernail clippings. Twister. Butt cheeks.

Their Analysis (Vertical line = Average)

  • sex Distribution

    They scored 49% on sex, higher than 66% of your peers.

  • drugs Distribution

    They scored 0% on drugs, higher than 5% of your peers.

  • publicity Distribution

    They scored 32% on publicity, higher than 32% of your peers.

  • career cred Distribution

    They scored 68% on career cred, higher than 89% of your peers.

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