What Kind Of Celebrity Would You Be?
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The Heartthrob
Your career as a celebrity would have a 60% focus on sex, 26% focus on drugs, a 48% level of publicity and a 50% credible selection of work in film/music.
We've run you past our talent scouts and casting agents. Looks like you're getting a part as THE HEARTTHROB.
In your case, it's all about three things. Firstly, picking good roles. Secondly, keeping the press interested. Thirdly, throwing in a healthy dash of raw sex appeal for good measure. Your results tell us you've got an above average degree of sexual experience or sexual interest, and at the same time, your tastes seem to lean a bit more towards the critically-acclaimed stuff. So, if you were a celebrity, chances are you'd be raking in the awards, and simulataneously getting a lot of publicity for the people you get involved with.
Which celebrities would fall into this category? Arguably, the likes of Angelina Jolie. Whether you agree or not, a lot of people think she's hot. A male equivalent might be someone like Angie's boy - Brad Pitt. Thanks to roles like Seven, Babel and Fight Club, he does quite well with the critics as well as the press.
To put it more simply, your work as a celebrity would have:
A high emphasis on sex
A low emphasis on drug consumption
A high level of publicity
A high degree of career credibility
Babe, you're great. You're a star. You should take one of my other tests, though...
The Shampoo Commercial Suitability Test
Sunbeams. Conditioner. Brand names. People flipping their hair for no apparent reason.
Money. Money. Money.
Coercion. Corporate blackmail. Sexual harassment. Lots of yelling
Fizz. Alcohol. Obscure liquids with funny colours.
Cults. Video games. Fisticuffs. Drunken brawls. Anger management seminars.
The Underwear Personality Test
Boxer briefs. Boylegs. Nighties. Corsets. Painful-looking chain-link contraptions.
Memory. Stress. Distraction by flashing colours.
Swear words. Dirty talk. Holy names. Insults. More swear words.
The Internet/SMS Literacy Test
The Excessive Cuteness Tolerance Test
Babies. Puppies. Kittens. Purple dinosaurs. Cartoon characters with blue hair and disturbingly large eyes.
The Non-Sequitur Personality Test
Gravel. Raspberries. Guatemala. Fingernail clippings. Twister. Butt cheeks.
Their Analysis (Vertical line = Average)
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They scored 60% on sex, higher than 81% of your peers.
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They scored 26% on drugs, higher than 54% of your peers.
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They scored 48% on publicity, higher than 80% of your peers.
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They scored 50% on career cred, higher than 37% of your peers.
All possible test results
The Production Assistant
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The Respected Filmmaker
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The B-Lister
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The Oscar Nominee
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The Junkie
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The Edgy Director
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The Alcoholic
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The Gritty Actor
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The Porn Star
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The Sex Symbol
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The Plus-One
We've run you past our talent scouts and casting agents. Looks like you're getting a part as THE PLUS-ONE. You're going to be in the public eye, all right - but it's going to be ab... Read more
The Heartthrob
We've run you past our talent scouts and casting agents. Looks like you're getting a part as THE HEARTTHROB. In your case, it's all about three things. Firstly, picking good roles.... Read more
Therapist to the Stars
We've run you past our talent scouts and casting agents. Looks like you're getting a part as a THERAPIST TO THE STARS. You don't appear to be big on the public eye - either you're ... Read more
The Suffering Artist
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The Tabloid Trash
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The Fallen Star
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