Their result for What Kind Of Celebrity Would You Be? ...

The Respected Filmmaker

Your career as a celebrity would have a 9% focus on sex, 0% focus on drugs, a 18% level of publicity and a 50% credible selection of work in film/music.

We've run you past our talent scouts and casting agents. Looks like you're getting a part as THE RESPECTED FILMMAKER.

 

The tough thing about your position in the dog-eat-dog world of showbiz is that you're pretty smart. You've got credibility and taste, and you'd probably go for some really great roles in film, TV or theatre - if you had a chance. What's more, your behaviour would be fairly clean, meaning that people would be halfway willing to cast you, because you wouldn't show too much likelihood of skipping rehearsals or shooting because of frequent hangovers, STDs or cocaine habits. Yet something is missing. That something is a healthy does of publicity - while admittedly shameless, it does help boost one's star power and bring those offers rolling in. A good bit of advice if you aspire to this: sleep with someone more famous than yourself. However, this might not be your cup of tea (and admittedly it's difficult to achieive since, excluding Tara Reid, most celebs are fairly prudish in public).

 

Your alternative, since you've obviously got an eye for quality in film, would be to work on the other side of the camera. Directors and writers generally draw a lot less attention, but the better ones do amass quite a following amongst fellow filmgoers. Such a position would fit your intelligent, unassuming self.

 

People in the entertainment world that would fit this category include Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind and Being John Malkovich writer Charlie Kaufman, or directors such as Julian Schnabel, Jim Jarmusch, or Sofia Coppola (though the latter is verging on getting too much publicity for herself these days).

 

To put it more simply, your work as a celebrity would have:

 

A low emphasis on sex

 

A low emphasis on drug consumption

 

A low level of publicity

 

A high degree of career credibility

 

 

Babe, you're great. You're a star. You should take one of my other tests, though...

The Shampoo Commercial Suitability Test

Sunbeams. Conditioner. Brand names. People flipping their hair for no apparent reason.

 

What's Your Price?

Money. Money. Money.

 

Is Your Boss Evil?

Coercion. Corporate blackmail. Sexual harassment. Lots of yelling

 

The Beverage Identity Test

Fizz. Alcohol. Obscure liquids with funny colours.

 

The Homicidal Maniac Test

Cults. Video games. Fisticuffs. Drunken brawls. Anger management seminars.

 

The Underwear Personality Test

Boxer briefs. Boylegs. Nighties. Corsets. Painful-looking chain-link contraptions.

 

The Scatterbrain Test

Memory. Stress. Distraction by flashing colours.

 

The Verbal Obscenity Test

Swear words. Dirty talk. Holy names. Insults. More swear words.

 

The Internet/SMS Literacy Test

LOLs. ROFLs. LMAOs. WTF?

 

The Excessive Cuteness Tolerance Test

Babies. Puppies. Kittens. Purple dinosaurs. Cartoon characters with blue hair and disturbingly large eyes.

 

The Non-Sequitur Personality Test

Gravel. Raspberries. Guatemala. Fingernail clippings. Twister. Butt cheeks.

Their Analysis (Vertical line = Average)

  • sex Distribution

    They scored 9% on sex, higher than 13% of your peers.

  • drugs Distribution

    They scored 0% on drugs, higher than 5% of your peers.

  • publicity Distribution

    They scored 18% on publicity, higher than 3% of your peers.

  • career cred Distribution

    They scored 50% on career cred, higher than 38% of your peers.

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