What Kind Of Celebrity Would You Be?
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The Production Assistant
Your career as a celebrity would have a 3% focus on sex, 0% focus on drugs, a 38% level of publicity and a 45% credible selection of work in film/music.
We've run you past our talent scouts and casting agents. Looks like you're getting a part as The Production Assistant.
Looking at your results, we see a few things. On the upside, your behaviour in terms of all the sex, drugs and such is on the lower end of the spectrum. Okay, so you might have dabbled a bit, but not enough to get in too much serious trouble. Which means you should be able to hold down a job, all things going well.
On the downside, if you wound out amongst the glitterati you really wouldn't want to delve into all of that stuff. Why? Well, chances are, if you ever got caught doing something semi-illegal, you wouldn't be able to offer an autograph to the cops or bribe your way out of it, since they'd have no idea who you were. But I figure you took this test because you had at least a passing interest in the entertainment biz - and a huge business it is, too. Why not search for a job working behind-the-scenes, and work your way up? After all, there's a lot of talent waiting to be discovered, and you might be part of that.
To put it more simply, your work as a celebrity would have:
A low emphasis on sex
A low emphasis on drug consumption
A low level of publicity
A low degree of career credibility
Babe, you're great. You're a star. You should take one of my other tests, though...
The Shampoo Commercial Suitability Test
Sunbeams. Conditioner. Brand names. People flipping their hair for no apparent reason.
Money. Money. Money.
Coercion. Corporate blackmail. Sexual harassment. Lots of yelling
Fizz. Alcohol. Obscure liquids with funny colours.
Cults. Video games. Fisticuffs. Drunken brawls. Anger management seminars.
The Underwear Personality Test
Boxer briefs. Boylegs. Nighties. Corsets. Painful-looking chain-link contraptions.
Memory. Stress. Distraction by flashing colours.
Swear words. Dirty talk. Holy names. Insults. More swear words.
The Internet/SMS Literacy Test
The Excessive Cuteness Tolerance Test
Babies. Puppies. Kittens. Purple dinosaurs. Cartoon characters with blue hair and disturbingly large eyes.
The Non-Sequitur Personality Test
Gravel. Raspberries. Guatemala. Fingernail clippings. Twister. Butt cheeks.
Their Analysis (Vertical line = Average)
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They scored 3% on sex, higher than 3% of your peers.
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They scored 0% on drugs, higher than 5% of your peers.
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They scored 38% on publicity, higher than 49% of your peers.
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They scored 45% on career cred, higher than 22% of your peers.
All possible test results
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The Fallen Star
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