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Semi-Precious Tard

Congratulations! You scored ###%!

Yes, just like the ruby or the topaz, you are semi-precious. As in, "Hey what a nice gift, but you could have picked something better (and probably more expensive), you idiot." My friend, you are no diamond. Guess it's a good thing though, who would really want to be the remains of a dead creature?

Their Analysis (Vertical line = Average)

  • tardpoints Distribution

    They scored 42% on tardpoints, higher than 60% of your peers.

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Wanna Be Tard

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Semi-Precious Tard

Yes, just like the ruby or the topaz, you are semi-precious. As in, "Hey what a nice gift, but you could have picked something better (and probably more expensive), you idiot." My friend, you are no d... Read more

El Tardo

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