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Asshole

You scored 6 uselessness!

You're so boring. You play by the rules. You have no concept of fun, and you probably do it missionary style- that one time you had drunken sex after prom with that really insecure kid in your chem class. Oh, but damn were they freaky! So, good job, keep on banging.

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    They scored 6% on uselessness, higher than 6% of your peers.

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Asshole

You're so boring. You play by the rules. You have no concept of fun, and you probably do it missionary style- that one time you had drunken sex after prom with that really insecure kid in your chem cl... Read more

Turd

You, my dear, are painfully mediocre. Can't do anything well, and can't fuck it up enough to be fun. Nonetheless, your mother was proud of you, and you're less likely to stand out when you go to priso... Read more

George W. Bush

Wow. What can I say. I don't think I've ever experienced anyone quite as much of a dick as you. You're maniacal and have probably starred in some softcore porn. Oh and everyone hates you and thinks yo... Read more

Wasted Sperm

My personal hero-- the load that should have been swallowed. You'd have done more good dribbling down your mother's leg and onto the vinyl of the El Camino. The world needs more people like you. Thank... Read more

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