Their result for The Tits, Ass, and Cuteness Test ...
Raw score: 56% Big Breasts, 27% Big Ass, and 48% Cute!
Thanks for taking the T and A and C test! Based on your selections, the results are clear: you show an attraction to larger breasts, smaller asses, and sexier composures than others who've taken the test.
Note that you like women thin and top-heavy. This is best achieved with plastic surgery, but some specimens do exist in nature.
My third variable, "cuteness" is a mostly objective measure of how innocent a given model looked. It's determined by a combination of a lot of factors: lack of dark eye makeup, facial expression, posture, etc. If you scored high on that variable, you are either really nice OR you're into deflowering teens. If you scored low, you are attracted to raunchier, sexier, women. In your case, your lower than average score suggests you appreciate a sluttier look. Kudos!
Recommended Celebrity: Angelina Jolie, Pamela Anderson, .
Avoid: Oprah. Actually, that's good advice for everyone.
Their Analysis (Vertical line = Average)
They scored 56% on tit-size, higher than 64% of your peers.
They scored 27% on ass-size, higher than 8% of your peers.
They scored 48% on cuteness, higher than 26% of your peers.
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