“The Google of
online dating”
— The Boston Globe
“Completely free”
— TIME
“A favorite hangout
for internet goers”
— The Village Voice
“A perfect example
of the Web 2.0 revolution”
— New York Post
The Ethical Slut Test
Their result for The Ethical Slut Test ...
True Ethical Slut
Whoa! You scored 41 Sluttiness Points and 17 Ethics Points! Interesting...
Doesnt sex just kick ass? You love it and your friends love it and your playmates love it. Sex is that overflowing bowl of ice cream you just have to share with the world. Because maybe, just maybe, if we can get more happy good sex out into the world, we can make it a happier place for everyone in it. You know how to communicate about what you want and how to listen to your partners desires. You even use your turn signals. Youre just an all around good person. You are one of the beautiful people.
Their Analysis (Vertical line = Average)
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They scored 41% on Sluttiness, higher than 95% of your peers.
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They scored 17% on Ethics, higher than 59% of your peers.
All possible test results
Sex-Negative Virgin
You're a virgin! And an unethical, sex-negative one to boot! I'm confused...didn't I make it clear that this was the Ethical Slut Test? You're the complete opposite of what this test ... Read more
Innocent Virgin
Well, since you're a virgin, you couldn't possibly be considered a slut on any level. You're still an innocent cute little flower waiting to bloom or be plucked or whatever. But, you are ethical at ... Read more
Unethical Prude
Eww! Sex is so gross and bad! Well...if that's the case, why aren't you still a virgin, huh? What's worse is that you don't even respect others when it comes to sex or use turn signals! Maybe you ... Read more
Vanilla Prude
I'm not exactly sure why you bothered to take this test because you're obviously not a slut by any standard. On the other hand, you do seem to have a strong ethical code with regards to how you treat... Read more
Lukewarm
Like spit in a cup, you're lukewarm. You're unethical enough to be a player but too prudish to make even that happen. Suddenly the song, "Pretty Fly For a White Guy" has popped into my head. Read more
Happy Almost-Slut
It's clear that you're at least a bit sex-positive but you may still have some hang-ups about the whole consensual nonmonogamy thing. Or, maybe you simply prefer to dabble in slutdom. Either way you... Read more
Player Slut
You might as well be Britney Spears or Paris Hilton. You're a slut alright but a rather skanky one. You use sex for your ego and to satisfy your own needs without caring for those around you. It's ... Read more
True Ethical Slut
Doesnt sex just kick ass? You love it and your friends love it and your playmates love it. Sex is that overflowing bowl of ice cream you just have to share with the world. Because maybe, just may... Read more
