The Ethical Slut Test

All possible test results

Sex-Negative Virgin

You're a virgin! And an unethical, sex-negative one to boot! I'm confused...didn't I make it clear that this was the Ethical Slut Test? You're the complete opposite of what this test ... Read more

Innocent Virgin

Well, since you're a virgin, you couldn't possibly be considered a slut on any level. You're still an innocent cute little flower waiting to bloom or be plucked or whatever. But, you are ethical at ... Read more

Unethical Prude

Eww! Sex is so gross and bad! Well...if that's the case, why aren't you still a virgin, huh? What's worse is that you don't even respect others when it comes to sex or use turn signals! Maybe you ... Read more

Vanilla Prude

I'm not exactly sure why you bothered to take this test because you're obviously not a slut by any standard. On the other hand, you do seem to have a strong ethical code with regards to how you treat... Read more

Lukewarm

Like spit in a cup, you're lukewarm. You're unethical enough to be a player but too prudish to make even that happen. Suddenly the song, "Pretty Fly For a White Guy" has popped into my head. Read more

Happy Almost-Slut

It's clear that you're at least a bit sex-positive but you may still have some hang-ups about the whole consensual nonmonogamy thing. Or, maybe you simply prefer to dabble in slutdom. Either way you... Read more

Player Slut

You might as well be Britney Spears or Paris Hilton. You're a slut alright but a rather skanky one. You use sex for your ego and to satisfy your own needs without caring for those around you. It's ... Read more

True Ethical Slut

Doesn’t sex just kick ass? You love it and your friends love it and your playmates love it. Sex is that overflowing bowl of ice cream you just have to share with the world. Because maybe, just may... Read more