The Which Viking Woman Are You? Test

All possible test results

Random Person

Wow, are you even a Viking? I'm not sure. Did you answer any of the questions? This is not even worth an image. Maybe you should try again. Read more

Karl's Wife

You are the wife of your free husband, a karl, or yeoman. You own your own land, but are not particularly wealthy. If your parents were well-off, you might have some property of your own, but if you d... Read more

Thrall Woman

You were probably born in another country and captured in battle, or maybe your mother was a thrall and your father your master. Either way, you are a slave, and in general, your life sucks. That's wh... Read more

Thrall Woman

You were probably born in another country and captured in battle, or maybe your mother was a thrall and your father your master. Either way, you are a slave, and in general, your life sucks. That's wh... Read more

Shamaness

Most likely you were born of the Sami people in the arctic and are trained in the magic arts. You might stay with your people in the far north, or choose to journey south and dispense advice to powerf... Read more

Volva-Priestess

As a volva, or seeress, you can see into the future, and are useful to many powerful people. You could have been born anywhere, to anyone. Your powers are arcane and you know all of the seeing songs. ... Read more

Dairy Maid

Your life is hard, but in the summers you get to go up in the mountains, sing, and watch after the livestock. It's not all bad, at least you get to eat the cheese you make. And you're pretty mysteriou... Read more

Midwife

Most likely an old woman, your skills are mysterious and miraculous. You've "caught" enough babies in your time to make you glad you're not capable of having them any more! Most likely dedicated to Fr... Read more

Jarl's Daughter

You are the daughter of a jarl, or local chieftain (the word "Earl" comes from jarl). You'll eventually be married off for diplomatic relations and are probably already betrothed (you were 12 at the t... Read more

Merchant's Wife

You are the wife of a Viking merchant. You're more well-traveled than others, and probably live in one of the famous Viking trading towns, like Birka, Kaupang, or Ribe. Heck! You might not even live i... Read more

Viking-by-Marriage

You might be a Frankish princess, a Baltic trader's daughter, or an Irish druidess. The point is, now you're a Viking, because you were sold, traded, or captured to be a Viking's wife. You're likely n... Read more

Viking-by-Marriage

You might be a Frankish princess, a Baltic trader's daughter, or an Irish druidess. The point is, now you're a Viking, because you were sold, traded, or captured to be a Viking's wife. You're likely n... Read more

Spokune

As a spokune, or spae wife, you were born into a noble family but can do magic. You're probably divorced, but no one cares because you are too powerful. Men fear you. Kings listen to you. Life is good... Read more

Healer

In Viking times, only women could be physicians. You're probably dedicated to the Goddess Eir. Not everyone appreciates you like they should. You're probably not married, but are generally well-respec... Read more

Viking-by-Marriage

You might be a Frankish princess, a Baltic trader's daughter, or an Irish druidess. The point is, now you're a Viking, because you were sold, traded, or captured to be a Viking's wife. You're likely n... Read more

Wonder Woman

Wow, you are either one crazy Viking, or not one at all! Because, seriously, you chose some really random answers. Either that, or you're schizophrenic. Or a man. Yes, you are probably a guy. I mean, ... Read more