Their result for The Abridged Application Test ...

Good as it Gets

You scored 143, 118, and 130

We would have so much fun it's ridiculous. We would be able to argue without hurting each other's feelings, to learn from each other, and to just enjoy being in each other's company. Whether or not we have the chemistry together to get romantically (or even sexually) involved, I think we'd have a lot to gain from each other's company. On the other hand, tests are totally arbitrary and we can just ignore the whole thing, so there it is.

Their Analysis (Vertical line = Average)

  • intelligence Distribution

    They scored 143% on intelligence, higher than 100% of your peers.

  • politics Distribution

    They scored 118% on politics, higher than 100% of your peers.

  • humor Distribution

    They scored 130% on humor, higher than 100% of your peers.

All possible test results

Hell no

Stay away from me. We are as incompatible as it gets. Read more

Idiot Savant

You're funny enough to keep me entertained, but there is no chance that I'd be interested in you. Read more

Funny Guy

You're very funny, and that's all well and good. Maybe we could be friends, but I'm afraid that's all. Read more

One Date

I'm guessing we'd find enough to talk about for one date. If that. After the evening was over though, so would any interest that I might have had in you. Read more

Friend of a Friend

We could hang out, a bit, once in a while, in the company of others. Read more

Party Guy

If you're cute enough, I'd probably date you, but you would get used for sex and both of us would feel pretty unhappy about it afterwords. Read more

Obsessed Activist

You're probably really fixated on politics, your career, or your social ideals. Enough so to be really obnoxious, so I doubt we'd have anything resembling a shot. Read more

Good People

You're good people, but I'd get really bored with you after long enough of your constantly refusing to play Scrabble with me. Sorry. Read more

Mystery Man

I honestly doubt that you exist. Really funny, really interested in lots of things, but dumb as a post. If you come out as this result, message me and we'll figure out what the hell happened- either... Read more

Chess Buddy

We could totally chill and play some chess, but that's it. My interest ends there. Read more

Friend of a Friend

We could hang out, a bit, once in a while, in the company of others. Read more

Nice Guy

You're the quintessential nice guy, and I'm the quintessential dumb girl who always complains to you how there are no nice guys, and that I can't date you because you're like a brother or something. ... Read more

Polar Opposites

We'd spend too much time arguing with each other to build anything like mutual attraction. Sorry. Read more

Buddy Boy

We could definitely hang out, and if you're really good looking, you and I might be able to date for a while. But we're not as compatible as we would need to be to try to build anything sustainable. Read more

Guy-friend

Which is to say, no boyfriend. A friend who is a guy, but is not a boyfriend. A guy with whom a girl is friends, and who enjoy each other's company greatly, but for whom romance is really not an opt... Read more

Arch Enemy

We would fight constantly. Unfortunately, if we find each other attractive enough, this could lead to a violent and impassionated sex life. Of course, this is not the sort of thing we could sustain,... Read more

Lover

We could definitely be lovers, assuming that there's mutual attraction. We couldn't make a boyfriend/girlfriend situation work though. Things would really have to stay cool and casual between us. Read more

Primary Material

The relationship that we could make work would have to be of the open sort. I think we'd be very compatible, but just not able to fully satisfy each others' needs. Regardless, we could have a meanin... Read more

Nemesis

We would hate each other. Perhaps even kill each other. I think we should both just keep our distance. Read more

Study Buddy

We could have lovely long talks about art and literature at coffee shops, but I think it would just about end there. Read more

Headbanger

We would get along great, unless the topic strayed to politics or religion. We would argue and fight until either we stopped speaking to each other entirely, or had hot crazy angry sex for a few hour... Read more

Fling

You could woo me into bed, most likely, possibly a few times. After that it would end. I doubt you could keep me interested for very long, despite your big, sexy brain. Read more

Lover

We could have a pretty good relationship, I think, but not forever. Not even close. Not that that's a particularly bad thing, but nobody likes breaking up. Even if we're not each other's soul mates... Read more

Long Term Lover

Yeah, we could definitely work out. Maybe not forever, maybe not as anything but friends, but we could definitely be happy together for a long time. And that's pretty cool. Read more

Not My Type

We could talk for ages, we could have shitloads of awesome conversations and really meaningful experiences, but just not enough fun for me to get romantically interested. Even if you are incredibly h... Read more

Close to Perfect

You're very, VERY close to what I would call optimal in a mate. I am afraid, though, that we would get in a fair number of fights about absolutely nothing. Not that that's unusual, just thought you ... Read more

Good as it Gets

We would have so much fun it's ridiculous. We would be able to argue without hurting each other's feelings, to learn from each other, and to just enjoy being in each other's company. Whether or not ... Read more

Take this test »

More tests we think you'll like

More Top Tests