Their result for The Crooked Dating Game Test ...
87% geekiness, 60% stability, 72% sexiness, 57% art freakiness
If you scored higher on geekiness, art freakiness and sexiness, come on down, you've won a chance to play. . .oh, excuse me wrong show. If you scored higher on those three categories but low on stability, I probably dated you or one of your dopplegangers, and chances are good that I would be completely hot to trot for you and would definitely consider fucking you, though in my saner moments, I would question the wisdom in doing so. If you scored higher on all the cateogies including stability, you are a (wet) dream come true and are encouraged to send me an email.
If you scored way low on all the categories, well if there is a choice between you and a stick with splinters, I'd probably take the stick with splinters.
I'm most likely to date linguistically talented bisexual men or very flexible straight men who don't believe in/doubt the existence of God, are way more skeptical than I am (and I'm pretty dang skeptical), tend to be materialists (philosophical not capitalistic), think astrology is bunk (though many of my good friends believe in it, just not the people I date) are much better at math/logic/tech shit than I am, play some sort of geeky game and like Science Fiction but tend to be closeted about it, like word play, appreciate art, have high sex drives and love kinky sex. Often they are wrtiers/musicians/artists and do not lead conventional sorts of lives (which has some drawbacks, let me tell you). You wouldn't think all that adds up to a type, but trust me, it does.
This was one long joke at my own expense, but there is more than a little truth in all of this. Thank you for playing the Crooked Dating Game.
Their Analysis (Vertical line = Average)
They scored 87% on geekiness, higher than 79% of your peers.
They scored 60% on stability, higher than 24% of your peers.
They scored 72% on sexiness, higher than 91% of your peers.
They scored 57% on art freakiness, higher than 77% of your peers.
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