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Obi-Wan

37% Talkative and 96% Informed!

You are Obi-Wan.

Alec Guinness, not Ewan McGregor. Please.

You are marked by your intelligence and reluctance to speak unless you have something really, really important to say. You know a great deal about movies, possibly everything, but you're unlikely to spill the beans.

In fact, given how much you know, you're a little too quiet. You know, for instance, the answer to the first question in this quiz, but when Luke asks you point blank, you lie to him. Maybe he wasn't ready for a spoiler of that magnitude, but it was still kind of a dick move to lie, Obi-Wan.

Movie-Dating Advice: As befits your title, you'd do best with a young Jedi trainnee: a Quiet Civilian who needs to see more movies, or a Charlie Chaplin or Robot Chicken whose taciturn ways make you look like a Chatty Cathy. Your Yoda (as all-knowing as you are, but more talkative) is the Cinephile.

Their Analysis (Vertical line = Average)

  • Talkative Distribution

    They scored 37% on Talkative, higher than 21% of your peers.

  • Informed Distribution

    They scored 96% on Informed, higher than 97% of your peers.

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