Are you a Movie Spoiler?
Their result for Are you a Movie Spoiler? ...
The Cine-Ass
93% Talkative and 76% Informed!
You are the Cine-Ass.
Loud, obnoxious, and moderately but not completely well-informed -- in other words, French -- you, the Cine-ass, are distinguished by your inability to recognize boundaries and your second-tier movie knowledge.
If you had a bit more class, and a bit more knowledge, you'd be a proper Cineaste (the French equivalent of this test's Cinephile) but you lack both. Instead, you're an ass. You haven't seen every type of movie out there, but as soon as you catch a new one, you can't wait to share it, loudly, just to watch everyone who hasn't seen it get mad.
Watch out, because if you don't get that mouth under control before you pick up a more thorough cinematic knowledge base, you'll be That Guy. Nobody wants to be That Guy, not even you, trust me.
Movie-Dating Advice: The easy choice is someone who can dish it out as well as you can (i.e. other assholes): Jerks, Buffons, other Cine-Asses, and even the occasional That Guy. But if you seek self-improvement, and you should, help lies with the Good Movie-Goer. Emulate his caring attitude and you might find that fewer people will want to roll over your country with tanks.
Their Analysis (Vertical line = Average)
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They scored 93% on Talkative, higher than 100% of your peers.
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They scored 76% on Informed, higher than 58% of your peers.
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