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Raptor Jesus

83% Idealist, 27% Realist, 92% Padawan, 0% Tom-Cruise, 98% Radical, 2% Unyielding, 94% Free and 10% Caged!

You have, or you will go extinct for our sins! You're Raptor Jesus, savior of the prehistoric kind! I prostrate mine self on bended knee before thine scaly presence.


Suggestion: GO! Get those claws in gear and save us from fail and AIDS!

Their Analysis (Vertical line = Average)

  • Idealist Distribution

    They scored 83% on Idealist, higher than 90% of your peers.

  • Realist Distribution

    They scored 27% on Realist, higher than 5% of your peers.

  • Padawan Distribution

    They scored 92% on Padawan, higher than 94% of your peers.

  • Tom-Cruise Distribution

    They scored 0% on Tom-Cruise, higher than 0% of your peers.

  • Radical Distribution

    They scored 98% on Radical, higher than 100% of your peers.

  • Unyielding Distribution

    They scored 2% on Unyielding, higher than 1% of your peers.

  • Free Distribution

    They scored 94% on Free, higher than 97% of your peers.

  • Caged Distribution

    They scored 10% on Caged, higher than 4% of your peers.

All possible test results

Tom Cruise

If I told you what kind of person you really are, you'd laugh in my face. You're an arrogant SOB who I'm surprised even took this test. How's scientology treating you? Where's your thetans at these... Read more


You friggin atheist you, your head is the furthest thing from the philosophical clouds. Even if you aren't an atheist, you're probably a deacon at your very rich church. You also probably ... Read more

Stick In The Bu... Mud

You're more boring, dull, and copy cat than Carlos Mencia. You do your thing and believe what you want, no matter how many times God slaps you in the face. You're in a time tested religion, you're ... Read more

The Canary

Have you ever been outside your home country, or city... have you been outside your house at all? You probably don't care about religion, or you prescribe to a major religion that you don't even lo... Read more

Raptor Jesus

You have, or you will go extinct for our sins! You're Raptor Jesus, savior of the prehistoric kind! I prostrate mine self on bended knee before thine scaly presence.   Sugge... Read more

Jedi Padawan

I sense a disturbance in your religion! You're probably seeking unity with the Force, and most likely the light side. You're also very likely agnostic or non-denominational. You're on that path to ... Read more


You're free! Free from the constraints of caring about this result! You're also free to smoke the ganja and enjoy some other hippy activities, like I know you do (don't hide it). If you ha... Read more

The Idealist

Your dreams and expectations from life are exceptionally high. You seek that which you believe is greatest to you; probably a defendable cause, life goal, or perfect love.   Suggesti... Read more

Radical! dude

Way far out, dude! You're radical! You probably like pizza and nunchucks... or you're just unusual.   Suggestion: Being different is good, just don't try too hard, k? Read more

Tom Cruise Poser

You only wish you had the thetans that Tom Cruise has. Get on your knees for Xenu, and beg for forgiveness!   Suggestion: You didn't score high enough to get any other result, maybe ... Read more

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