The pseudointellect Test

All possible test results

The Moron

Not only are you not a pseudointellect, you're not even an intellect. You would do well to get a degree or two and then try the test again. By the way, I have swampland in Florida that I want to sell ... Read more

The Lemming

You might want to culture yourself up a little more, but really there's nothing to worry about. You're not a pseudointellect and you never will be, but you're not exactly a genius either. You are comf... Read more

The Average Joe

You're an average Joe / Jane. Sure, you know stuff about stuff, but you don't flaunt it around like a jerk. No, you're not a pseudointellect. Keep it up. You'll get far and be successful on your own t... Read more

The Intellect

You're not a pseudointellect, but there's a good chance that you really are an intellect! Congratulations! Don't get too cocky though -- and definitely don't pretend like you know about things that yo... Read more

Yep, Pseudointellect

Oh man. BUSTED! You don't know jack -- stop pretending. You're a pseudointellect and everyone knows it. Try not to be so cocky -- or at least stick to an area that you really do know about. Don't worr... Read more