Their result for The 5 Question Chuck Norris Test ...

Favored One

xxx out of 25

If you were ever to upset Chuck Norris, the fact that you know so much about him may grant you a swift and merciful death. But knowing what you do, it should never come to that. You should sooner find yourself waving a flag in a crowd of his fans marching in his honor. You should feel...quite safe.

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  • Knowing Chuck Distribution

    They scored 19% on Knowing Chuck, higher than 40% of your peers.

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FOOL

You must live under a rock and rightly so! For if Chuck Norris truly wanted you to be dead, it would have already happened! Do not test him and stay right where you are! In ignorant bliss! Read more

Blessed

Granted you have heard of this legend. Yet you must be brave or stupid not to pursue more knowledge about someone who holds your very life in his hands (or underneath the sole of his boot). Tread li... Read more

The Average One

Ah, an average member of the flock that is humanity. You know enough about the man to pass under his radar. You may graze contentedly as he goes around weeding out the non believers. Graze, chew, a... Read more

Favored One

If you were ever to upset Chuck Norris, the fact that you know so much about him may grant you a swift and merciful death. But knowing what you do, it should never come to that. You should sooner fi... Read more

Fan/Disciple/Student

Be proud of yourself. With this simple test you have proven, undeniably, that in the event of Chuck Norris ever being thrown into a fierce and hellish tantrum, you stand above the crowd in the surviv... Read more

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