Their result for The Are you a hippy Test ...

Full blown hippy

You scored 90 hippyness!

You'd rather have sex with a tree than with another person. Your productivity is negative, your existence costs the World more than whatever the value is of what you produce.

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  • hippyness Distribution

    They scored 90% on hippyness, higher than 97% of your peers.

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Arnold

You'll eat hippies for breakfast. Good job, we need less of them. Read more

Semi-hippy

You're probably some vegetarian or you believe that global warming exists. If animals weren't meant to be eaten why are they made of meat? ANSWER THAT HIPPY. Global warming? It's pretty damn cold righ... Read more

Full blown hippy

You'd rather have sex with a tree than with another person. Your productivity is negative, your existence costs the World more than whatever the value is of what you produce. Read more

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