Their result for Would You Taste Good To A Cannibal? ...

AHHH ORGASM IN TUMMY

89% Tastiness!

Oh God, you taste magnificent! Oh yes, more... MOREEEE!!!!

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  • Tastiness Distribution

    They scored 89% on Tastiness, higher than 96% of your peers.

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AHHH ORGASM IN TUMMY

Oh God, you taste magnificent! Oh yes, more... MOREEEE!!!! Read more

Finger-Lickin' Good!

Mm, very tasty indeed! Just like KFC. Good job! Read more

Mmmmmmmm

Not bad, not bad. Everyone has different taste buds anyway. On average, you are pretty good. Read more

Could Use A Little More Salt

You could definitely use some improvement, but hey, it's not the worst score. You are sufficiently acceptable as a food. Read more

I've Had Better

Just like the guy in the picture, we're not impressed. Perhaps a starving hippo would eat you. Perhaps not. No one is sure. Read more

Gross

Ugh, who ordered this shit? Get it out of my sight! You are quite nasty, my friend. Might want to warn anybody about to eat you. Read more

EW OMG I'M GOING TO PUKE

You are the nastiest, grossest, sickest thing anyone could ever eat. But hey, it's not such a bad thing. You don't even have to worry about cannibals. Just tell them what score you made on this test a... Read more

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