The Zenka Tells Your Fortune Test
Whoa
Other advice to get you through this week: Watch your mouth. Watch your step. Make someone laugh.
I see a week of upheaval and things you were really hoping weren't going to happen happening. Take heart, these things may not be as bad as you imagined they would be.
If you're still on your feet at the end of the week, things will be looking shiny.
Wear your lucky socks. If you don't have any, get some.
All possible test results
Mixed Blessings
I don't foresee anything exceptionally bad OR good this week. You will stub your toe, but good luck will come to you through a tall light-eyed stranger. You will lose something that will have y... Read more
Whoa
My magic crystal ball (no, that is NOT someone's old glass eye!) tells me you are in for QUITE a week. I advise you to take a catnap, you'll need it. Other advice to get you through this week: Wat... Read more
You're OK.
Good things happen, bad things happen, but you just keep grinning. Good. I foresee a pretty normal week for you this week. However, there is someone you should call, right out of the blue, so h... Read more
Cleanup Time
What have the Mists of Beyond revealed about this coming week in your life? Well... Simplify your life, things are getting too complicated and it's never good when your head explodes trying to kee... Read more
How sweet!
It's a habit of yours to do nice things to make the lives of those around you a bit brighter. You won't get a big payoff for that this week (and possibly not ever, but that's ok, you're not doing i... Read more
Decisions, Decisions
My predictions for the week ahead: It's time to make a decision you've been putting off about an existing relationship (or make that decision to start a new one). You may have to make a choice... Read more
Peace Eludes You
What I see for this week: Remember the Serenity Prayer, and if you don't know it, look it up. What am I, Google? I think not. I am Madame Zenka. Be careful not to micromanage this week, you'... Read more
ZOMG
ZOMG you broke my test, you're going to get abducted by aliens. Tried to warn you. Take a jaunty hat! Read more
Luck is with you!
Buy a lottery ticket. Take a plunge. Ask someone out, or for a favor. Luck is on your side this week! Remember to keep your good fortune going. Share your luck. Give generously of yourself ... Read more
The Egg-Faced One
Your fortune for this fine week: If there's something you need to apologize for, do it, dammit. Set things right. The time is now so get while the getting's good, or whatever. Be honest even wh... Read more
Confuddlement
Aha! A word you do not know. But it does describe the week ahead of you. I see lots of confusion. Carefully sort out what lies you may be told, and those you may have allowed yourself to believ... Read more
ZOMG
ZOMG you broke my test, you're going to get abducted by aliens. Tried to warn you. Take a jaunty hat! Read more
Inner Advancement
You're going to gain in wisdom this week. Ouch. Unless of course you are simply leveling up. Consider seriously making a personal sacrifice for the greater good. In the end it will benefit you... Read more
ZOMG
ZOMG you broke my test, you're going to get abducted by aliens. Tried to warn you. Take a jaunty hat! Read more
ZOMG
ZOMG you broke my test, you're going to get abducted by aliens. Tried to warn you. Take a jaunty hat! Read more
ZOMG
ZOMG you broke my test, you're going to get abducted by aliens. Tried to warn you. Take a jaunty hat! Read more
