Their result for The Zenka Tells Your Fortune Test ...

Inner Advancement

4 Factor A, 5 Factor B, 2 Factor C, 0 Factor D

You're going to gain in wisdom this week. Ouch. Unless of course you are simply leveling up.

Consider seriously making a personal sacrifice for the greater good. In the end it will benefit you as well.

Look at things from a new angle, even if you have to contort yourself to do so - just try not to hurt yourself doing so. Madame Zenka is not responsible for injuries resulting from seeking a new viewpoint.

Try asking a child's opinion, but only if you have fair access to a child. Do not chase down children asking for opinions. Madame Zenka is not responsible for injuries inflicted by angry parents.

You may feel a little shunned this week, don't take it to heart but do try to understand why you feel that way and why it may be happening.

Get some sunlight. You don't want rickets. Or scurvy. Or whatever it is you get from avoiding the sun.

Their Analysis (Vertical line = Average)

  • Factor A Distribution

    They scored 4% on Factor A, higher than 59% of your peers.

  • Factor B Distribution

    They scored 5% on Factor B, higher than 80% of your peers.

  • Factor C Distribution

    They scored 2% on Factor C, higher than 43% of your peers.

  • Factor D Distribution

    They scored 0% on Factor D, higher than 15% of your peers.

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Luck is with you!

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The Egg-Faced One

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Confuddlement

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ZOMG

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Inner Advancement

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ZOMG

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ZOMG

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