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the Everyman

Behold1 Your pretensh-value is:

Your pretension is tempered with a healthy dose of down-to-earth common sense - you might like to ditz around with fancy things and ideas, but you're quite able to laugh at yourself when someone points out that you've never even opened that copy of 'Crime and Punishment' you've had by your bed for 6 months. You like to explore new ideas and cultures, but you know who you are and what you do and don't like (as opposed to what you 'should/shouldn't' like).

Their Analysis (Vertical line = Average)

They scored 3% on pretentiousness, higher than 16% of your peers.

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