Their result for The Clandestine Affair Test ...

It's a fluke!

It shouldn't work. Moralists around the world will be up in arms (unless you're one of those squeaky clean monogamous types who should never have been taking my test in the frst place!!!) - but you seem to be determined to make a go of it, despite the obstacles, so who am I to object? Go for it and may your union - clandestine or maybe one day open and above board - be a long and happy one!

Their Analysis (Vertical line = Average)

  • Pure Distribution

    They scored 96% on Pure, higher than 82% of your peers.

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It's a fluke!

It shouldn't work. Moralists around the world will be up in arms (unless you're one of those squeaky clean monogamous types who should never have been taking my test in the frst place!!!) - but you se... Read more

Get out while the going's good... or at least, not as bad ad it could be!

You and your lover are plagued with misgivings about this whole thing, and it'd be better to abandon your romance while you still can. If you've hated every moment of it, ... Read more

Rather you than me...

You know it's going to end badly, don't you? Someone'll get hurt or there'll be another catastrophe. But... if you're determined to see it through and think you'll be able to survive the flak flying i... Read more

Well... you might just get lucky...

Pffft! Chances are it'll all go horribly wrong and you'll end up sobbing into you Beck's or Bolly or other beverage of choice. But, every once in a while these things are a runaway success, so you cou... Read more

Swings and roundabouts...

Well, don't go making any joint retirement plans, because it's probbaly not going to last quite that long, but gather ye rosebuds and all that Shakespearean jazz stuff... While it's working for you, i... Read more

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