Their result for The What Cheese are You Test ...

You are LEERDAMMER

Wowzers, you are 64% cheesy!



Leerdammer: A Dutch table cheese. A little bit rubbery to the touch, showing that you are soft and spineless. Even though you put on a facade of being tough and macho, you are actually soft and pathetic. For proof of this, go and put yourself under a grill... you'll melt into a gooey mess in about 30 seconds. Worthless. Your large and regular holes are a mirror image of the holes in your soul where a personality should be. You don't even taste of very much. You are the most pointless of cheeses. Shame on you.

Their Analysis (Vertical line = Average)

  • cheesyness Distribution

    They scored 64% on cheesyness, higher than 75% of your peers.

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