The Global Zombie Attack Survival Test

All possible test results

Zombie Lover

Your utter lack of competence when dealing with the undead is almost complete. I believe this shows a hidden desire to want to join the undead legions. I wouldn't waste any time trying to survive, bec... Read more

Soon to be Zombie

Either find someone who knows what they are doing quick, or do the species a favor and kill yourself if an outbreak occurs. Makes you one less zombie to clean up later. Read more

Zombie Bait

Find someone who knows what they are doing. Its a chance, but with some knowledge you could make a good follower in a band of survivors. Read more

Zombie Novice

Should an outbreak occur, your gambling with your life. You may or may not survive, but chances are, your just going to end up waiting to be rescued. Getting yourself in with people who know what they... Read more

Zombie Initiate

You know the basics. You can probably even have an ok chance of making it out on your own should an outbreak occur. My advice would be to find a group with others of your skillset or better. You would... Read more

Zombie Hunter

Strong, and an excellent asset to any group of survivors. Find someone with more experience to join up with and the fruit of your loins are all but be guaranteed a future. Read more

Zombie Slayer

Your skills are great, your knowledge vast. Piles of zombies will lay strewn to the side if they get in your way. There is a good chance you and your band shall survive to reclaim the Earth once again... Read more

Zombie Lord

The teeming hordes of the undead would fear you if they had the capacity for fear. Other humans rally to your banner, you establish yourself as Warlord of (insert your favorite location here) and your... Read more