Their result for The What Color Threat Level Are U Test ...

Blue

Congratulations! You scored ###!

You are guarded, and you should be, I'm considered armed and dangerous. You aren't nearly as artistic as I usually like my men...but we can still smoke out sometime.

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  • terrorlevel Distribution

    They scored 28% on terrorlevel, higher than 24% of your peers.

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Green

Low...you are pathetic, prepare yourself to meet your maker. I despise you and the SUV you drive in. I'll bet you don't even know how to spell Al-Qaeda. Frickin' hippies. Read more

Blue

You are guarded, and you should be, I'm considered armed and dangerous. You aren't nearly as artistic as I usually like my men...but we can still smoke out sometime. Read more

Mauve

Your threat level is ELEVATED, making me one horny skinny man. You have potential if you don't mind being a "top". Work on your hate for western civilization and then get back to me. Read more

Red

You are a severe threat to western civilization and a complete pervert. You enjoy anal beads and rainy mornings inside our cave. Look me up sometime, I think we could have fun (wink wink). Read more

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