The Totally Awesome Random Concept Test

All possible test results

Spelling Bee Champ

You are a spelling bee champion! Way to go! I bet your parents are so freakin' proud of you, you big dork. Loser. But no, there's nothing wrong with being a good speller. I won a spelling bee myself, ... Read more

Dorky Ninja

You are this dorky ninja guy. Wow, real cool there, buddy. You could be a lot cooler, but you're not. Way to go. Loser. Read more

Robot's Bride

You are the robot's bride! Why one would marry this particular robot is beyond my ability to comprehend, but I imagine that with some modifications, the robot could bring you great pleasure. You're st... Read more

Drunk Cherub

You're a drunk cherub, you weirdo. I totally wouldn't accept your ID. I mean, even if you're thousands of years old you still look like a baby. Yeah, so good luck with that. Read more

Nailbat

Hey, that's pretty cool. Too bad if you don't like Final Fantasy VII though, because that would make you a living, walking vagina. Read more

Juicy Steak Yogurt

That's disgusting. Why would you be that? I'm not sure I get it. Read more

Tabasco Ice Cubes

You are Tabasco ice cubes! I suppose this would actually be a good idea if you wanted to have some bloody marys with your friends. Especially since it forces everyone to drink faster for fear of their... Read more

Bib Fortuna

How does one bib? And why do it only for tuna? No one knows, and this mystery will forever plague mankind. Of course, you have this chick in a slave girl outfit, so who cares why you bib? Read more

Spring Tank

You're a tank on springs! Why, God, why? There's no good reason for that! Read more

Baby-Eating Tiger

You're a tiger that eats babies! Burger King is your domain, and your camouflage is perfect for your surroundings. They'll never see you stalking your prey until you pounce--and then it's too damn lat... Read more

Ignignokt

You're Ignignokt the Mooninite, and John Stewart is interviewing you for some reason. I'm not sure why. Please don't spank me with moon rocks! Read more

Badass Kid

You're this badass kid, who looks like he might be Snake Plissken in his younger years. Good job! Read more

Pimpin' Horse

You are this pimped-out horse! Frickin' sweet! Read more

Burger King

You're the Burger King! You are the creepiest fast food mascot of all time. You psycho. Stop that. Don't wake up in my bed, and stay away from my children that I don't have! Read more

Running w/ Scissors

You're running with scissors! Why are you doing that? Didn't your mom teach you anything? Read more

Dominatrix Frog

You total freak! You're a dominatrix frog, and the other frogs tell me that it hurts so good. Whip it! Read more

Weird Helicopter

This is what you are! This . . . helicopter . . . with a spiky ball for a weapon! How did you do that? I don't know! Read more

Rockin' Gandalf

You're the White Wizard! Actually, that would be a pretty good name for your band. You can use that if you want. And you could borrow Led Zeppelin lyrics, because half the time they're about your own ... Read more

Sniper in Training

Need I say more? You're a pretty good shooter, but you're just a little kid. How did that happen? I don't know! Read more

Sniper Kitty

You're a sniper kitty! Awww, you're so cute. But you could shoot the cherry off a cigarette from a mile away, you freakin' awesome kitty. Read more

The Ninja

You're the Ninja from the Metal Gear Solid series! Show that to your silly friends who don't know cool from a hole in the ground! Read more

Wolverine Lincoln

You are our 16th President . . . but with Wolverine's claws! You free slaves with a vengeance! Read more

Jedi Eastwood

You're Clint Eastwood, but you have lightsabers! I'm not sure if there's anything cooler than that. In fact, I'm sure there isn't anything cooler than that. Read more

Snake Plissken

You're Snake Plissken . . . on a motorcycle! How freakin' cool is that? I don't know how you got so cool. You probably had coolness injections at the dermatologist, or something. You crazy bastard. Read more