Their result for The Alcohol Knowledge Test ...

Non-Alcoholic

Congratulations! You're ### proof, with specific scores in beer (2) , wine (3), and liquor (7).

Vanilla extract has more alcoholic content than you do. You're a lightweight, and if you went to a liquor store you'd probably buy triple sec and drink it straight from the bottle. Get out to the bar and learn a few things, chump!

Their Analysis (Vertical line = Average)

  • proof Distribution

    They scored -3% on proof, higher than 6% of your peers.

  • beer index Distribution

    They scored 2% on beer index, higher than 9% of your peers.

  • wine index Distribution

    They scored 3% on wine index, higher than 12% of your peers.

  • liquor index Distribution

    They scored 7% on liquor index, higher than 15% of your peers.

All possible test results

Non-Alcoholic

Vanilla extract has more alcoholic content than you do. You're a lightweight, and if you went to a liquor store you'd probably buy triple sec and drink it straight from the bottle. Get out to the ba... Read more

Beer

Let's face it--the majority of Americans are probably in this category. You can't tell the difference between a merlot and a cabernet, but you know enough that Bud tastes better than Keystone. Next ... Read more

Wine

So you probably don't drink a whole lot, but when you do you like to drink something with at least an ounce of class and sophistication. You're in a prime spot to step up to something stronger, or at... Read more

Liqueurs

You're not into the strong stuff, but you like the sweet taste of cordials, aperitifs and dessert drinks. You like your alcohol without all the water weight of beer, but without the strength of strai... Read more

Rum

Bring on the mixers! Take something strong, add something without any alcohol and you got yourself a Cuba Libre, a Presbyterian, a Greyhound or a Whiskey Sour. You like your drinks strong, but with ... Read more

Vodka

All right...you're getting into the harder stuff. A good martini, a Mai Tai or straight shots of hard liquor is what you're into. Read more

Bourbon

Screw all that namby-pamby chick stuff, you're going straight for the bottle and a shot glass! It'll take more than a few shots of Wild Turkey or 99 Bananas before you start seeing pink elephants. Y... Read more

Bacardi 151

All right. No more messing around. Your knowledge of alcohol is so high that you have drinking and getting plastered down to a science. Sure, you could get wasted drinking beer, but who needs all t... Read more

Jungle Juice

You are a true alcohol connisseur. You not only know what drinks are best for parties or dinner or cocktail bars, you can make most of them as well. You don't mess around with the cheap stuff--only ... Read more

Everclear

You are the resource for alcohol knowledge and trivia. You can rattle off seventeen different ways to make a martini in under a minute. You can name twelve different single malt scotches and recomme... Read more

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