The Exorcist

Of the 5 categories of mercy, you qualified for the most merciful. What does this mean? Well, if you're not full of shit, it means you deserve a pat on the back. You are a giving, loving, sensitive person. People around you will benefit from your sympathies for years to come.

As "The Exorcist" you're willing to help someone out in their time of need, no matter the cost.

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The Fuckshit

Hateful, insensitive, and egotistical. Borderline autistic. When mercy is needed, you'll [be there / the cause of it]. Because you boast the lowest range of all possible selfless human emotions, you a... Read more

The Opportunist

Yep, that's right, You're in the 2nd category of 5, in terms of mercy. Knee deep in classlessness, you're the dude or lady who likes to watch shit go down, but who won't cause major pain. Mayhem, yes.... Read more

The Curtsey

Hey, good to see you, and thanks for taking the test. You are "The Curtsey" -- polite, friendly, and fun. What this means is that you fall somewhere in the middle of the mercy spectrum -- you could sa... Read more

The Bleeding Heart

Warm. Sensitive. You are the "Bleeding Heart," and you deserve congratulations. When mercy is needed, you'll be there. You probably answered yes to that question about being the first to notice when ... Read more

The Exorcist

Of the 5 categories of mercy, you qualified for the most merciful. What does this mean? Well, if you're not full of shit, it means you deserve a pat on the back. You are a giving, loving... Read more

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