The Mercy Test
Their result for The Mercy Test ...
The Curtsey
You show ###% mercy!
This may be true, but the reality is simply that you're not mean and you're not overly sensitive. You have an average level of feelings, and you're capable of average levels of sympathy and empathy.
The author thinks you should be happy with this score, even if it's the one score that he can't say extreme things about.
Their Analysis (Vertical line = Average)
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They scored 63% on mercy, higher than 41% of your peers.
All possible test results
The Fuckshit
Hateful, insensitive, and egotistical. Borderline autistic. When mercy is needed, you'll [be there / the cause of it]. Because you boast the lowest range of all possible selfless human emotions, you a... Read more
The Opportunist
Yep, that's right, You're in the 2nd category of 5, in terms of mercy. Knee deep in classlessness, you're the dude or lady who likes to watch shit go down, but who won't cause major pain. Mayhem, yes.... Read more
The Curtsey
Hey, good to see you, and thanks for taking the test. You are "The Curtsey" -- polite, friendly, and fun. What this means is that you fall somewhere in the middle of the mercy spectrum -- you could sa... Read more
The Bleeding Heart
Warm. Sensitive. You are the "Bleeding Heart," and you deserve congratulations. When mercy is needed, you'll be there. You probably answered yes to that question about being the first to notice when ... Read more
The Exorcist
Of the 5 categories of mercy, you qualified for the most merciful. What does this mean? Well, if you're not full of shit, it means you deserve a pat on the back. You are a giving, loving... Read more
