The Who Would You Be If I Knew You Test

All possible test results

Average OKC female

You're the average chick that can be found on OKC. Not too bright, not too funny, not too anything - very blasé. I'm sure you probably have some very wonderful qualities (that nobody gives a crap abo... Read more

Chick I slept with

Oh you tramp. You're that chick I slept with that one time! I probably told you I'd call you knowing full well that I barely remember your name, let alone your phone number. I wouldn't be surpr... Read more

My hippie ex

You're this chick I used to date while I was in law school. She was a nice girl. Very attractive, very interesting - but honestly, outside of the sex, she wasn't very fun to be with. We always fought,... Read more

Cool internet chick

You know, you're all right. I don't completely hate you like I do most people. Granted, I don't LIKE you either - but hey, take what you can get. You're smart, but you're very different from me - whic... Read more

A blind date

Oh ugh. Well, no. I shouldn't say that. You're the chick some friend (whose ass I'm going to kick) set me up with because they thought you'd be good for me. You're smart, you're kinda interesting - an... Read more

Ugly, but awesome

I actually feel bad for people who get this result - because it's quite possible that you're NOT ugly, but I automatically assume that people like you are. Blame that on my life experiences. You're co... Read more

Wonder Woman

You are Wonder Woman! That's wonderful! I love Wonder Woman! She's the Amazon princess who kicks ass and takes names. Unfortunately, you're not real. And if you were, you probably wouldn't like me ver... Read more

Trying to impress me

Nice try. You are the chick that's trying to impress me. I'm guessing you googled a few of those comic book answers, and you answered how you thought I might answer on a lot of stuff in hopes of me sa... Read more

The Brazilian model

You are the Brazilian model I used to date. Smokin' hot, fun to be around, great in bed. The only drawback was, she was dumb as a post. And it wasn't just because she came from a different culture - s... Read more

My mother

You are my mother. It might sound weird, but this is a pretty good category to get, actually. You're pretty much me, but nice. Without all the crassness and cynicism and the desire to hit total strang... Read more

A chick I'd marry

Snap. You're the chick I would actually consider marrying! And that's saying a lot, considering my stance on marriage! You're cool, you've got a good-sized brain in your noggin, you know how to have f... Read more

Miss atomicturtle

You are me, if I were a chick. Basically, you're a goddess. You rock harder than any chick around and, if they haven't already, one day people will buid golden statues of you. Incidentally, I really l... Read more

Average OKC male

You're the average dude that can be found on OKC. Not too bright, not too funny, not too anything - very blasé. You're probably an unattractive loser, a left-wing jerk, and you've probably been on th... Read more

Bizarro AT

You are me. In Bizarro world. You're like me in a very identifyable way - but the complete opposite in every other. Which means you're retarded. But we don't like to use the word "retarded", so we use... Read more

A bad influence

Haha! You are a BAD influence! You have all my coolness and craziness, but you use it for evil! EVIL I tell you! You're the kind of guy who manages to convince me, "Hey, throwing a paint can at that c... Read more

A jealous nerd

You're the nerd that's always jealous of me. I had kind of hoped that you would have grown up after high school, but you didn't. You still follow me around bitching and complaining about the fact that... Read more

My online pal

You know, you're all right. I don't completely hate you like I do most people. Granted, I don't LIKE you either - but hey, take what you can get. You're the kind of guy who I probably wouldn't associa... Read more

My wingman

Heeeey buddy, you're my wingman! You're the guy who's cool to hang out with and go trollin' for tail with. Like Maverick and Goose, only not gay. You're smart and a lot like me, which is good because ... Read more

Superman

You are Superman! That's great! Superman is awesome! He's the Man of Steel who kicks ass and takes names. Unfortunately, you're not real. And if you were, you probably wouldn't like me very much anywa... Read more

Dan Didio

You are Dan Didio. You are goddamned Dan Didio. You are the Editor of DC Comics, and I hate you on a regular basis. Why Dan? Why do you have to keep killing or corrupting Superbuddies? Why do you have... Read more

My padawan learner

Ahh, my padawan learner. So like me in so many ways, but still naive and without direction. But you respect those who have been in your shoes, and you look up to them for guidance - guidance which I a... Read more

My gay friend

You're my gay friend. I love my gay friend. Not homosexually, of course, but my gay friend is cool because he's as wicked smart as I am, and he gets so hyperactively excited about comic books as I do.... Read more

My best friend

Ahh, my best friend in the whole world. You're actually a combination of a couple of the other categories. My gay friend without the homosexuality, my wingman without the comic hate, a bad influence w... Read more

atomicturtle

Hey, whoa! You're me! You're taking your own test. Or you're an unauthorized clone of me. Or you're someone who's a whole lot like me. Basically, you're a god. Cool huh? You're more awesome than anyon... Read more