Their result for The Definitive Donnie Darko Test ...

Breasts!

On the lifeline - You scored 64 LifeLine points!

Could I distract you for just a brief second? Yeah, I used to masterbate while thinking about her [Drew Barrymore] like ALL THE TIME. Oh so hawt! Just like Donnie, if you could pull your eyes away from her breasts and simply pay attention - you too could do better on this test! Go and watch the movie and stop masterb.. er um yeah just watch the movie [again]! You did quite well for the average person. I implore you to investigate this link http://metaphilm.com/philm.php?id=10_0_2_0

Their Analysis (Vertical line = Average)

  • The Lifeline Distribution

    They scored 64% on The Lifeline, higher than 67% of your peers.

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