Their result for The New World Order Test ...

Unwilling Captive

You scored 58 Brain, 67 Art, and 27 Politics!

Yeah, basically the picture below but switched around. All logic tells me to leave you to die with the rest, my pretty, but frankly your intelligence and artistic ability fascinate me. In time, you will learn the proper way to deal with lesser people, but until then, locked up in the harem is where you'll be!

Their Analysis (Vertical line = Average)

  • Brain Distribution

    They scored 58% on Brain, higher than 97% of your peers.

  • Femitude Distribution

    They scored 100% on Femitude, higher than 100% of your peers.

  • Art Distribution

    They scored 67% on Art, higher than 92% of your peers.

  • Politics Distribution

    They scored 27% on Politics, higher than 18% of your peers.

All possible test results

First to Die

Sorry bub, you're toast. Or rather, a popsicle. Don't feel bad; a lot of the dumbest, least creative, and most disruptive people are in this category. Well, okay, that's pretty bad. But if you want to... Read more

Shock Trooper

Well, you're not the brightest cookie in the shed, but you're malleable (or fascist) to a fault. If my Freeze Ray plans ever go awry and I need to settle for mere world domination, there's a position ... Read more

Didn't Quite Cut It

Haha, stupid jocks. Well, them's the breaks; you're a little bit above average, but not enough to make it in my world. Read more

Pornographer

Well, congratulations, you've made it inside the icy walls of my palace, albeit through the servant's entrance. Your life will now consist of creating lewd entertainment for the shock troops. No doubt... Read more

First to Die

Sorry hon, you're toast. Or rather, a popsicle. Don't feel bad; a lot of the dumbest, least creative, and most disruptive people are in this category. Well, okay, that's pretty bad. But if you want to... Read more

Shock Trooper

Well, you're not the brightest cookie in the shed, but you're malleable (or fascist) to a fault. If my Freeze Ray plans ever go awry and I need to settle for mere world domination, there's a position ... Read more

Didn't Quite Cut It

Haha, stupid jocks. Well, them's the breaks; you're a little bit above average, but not enough to make it in my world. Read more

Pornographer

Well, congratulations, you've made it inside the icy walls of my palace. Your life will now consist of creating lewd entertainment for the shock troops. No doubt you are used to this, so no complaints... Read more

Didn't Quite Cut It

Haha, stupid jocks. Well, them's the breaks; you're a little bit above average, but not enough to make it in my world. Read more

Thought Police

Ah, good. No grunt work for you! You have been selected to comprise a part of my Thought Police; smart and loyal, you will keep everyone in line and boss about the shock troopers as you see fit. Read more

Arch-Nemesis

It's YOU! My foe of many years, come at last for a showdown! Your intellect and creativity nearly rival my own, which is something to be quite proud of, but sadly, your loyalties lie in peace and love... Read more

Upper Crust

Oh, bravo, old bean! Finally someone who is on a nearly equal footing with myself. You will go very far in my New World, believe you me. Of course, with your gifts and ambition, there is always the da... Read more

Didn't Quite Cut It

Haha, stupid jocks. Well, them's the breaks; you're a little bit above average, but not enough to make it in my world. Read more

Thought Police

Ah, good. No grunt work for you! You have been selected to comprise a part of my Thought Police; smart and loyal, you will keep everyone in line and boss about the shock troopers as you see fit. Read more

Unwilling Captive

Yeah, basically the picture below but switched around. All logic tells me to leave you to die with the rest, my pretty, but frankly your intelligence and artistic ability fascinate me. In time, you wi... Read more

Harem Girl

Excellent! You have the exquisite honour of joining my personal harem, comprising only the most intelligent, creative women on the planet. In this way, my offspring will be endowed with the proper gen... Read more

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